Are you destined for greatness? Do you want to gain the respect and admiration you deserve?
Well now you can by purchasing the official title of Lord or Lady.

What you'll receive in your pack:
Lord or Lady certificate with your new title, plus your new title deed. You'll get your own plot of land and a map showing you the precise location. There's also lots of information about the area, and about your new Lord or Lady title.

How it works:
By buying your piece of land, you become a ‘Laird’ in Scottish law, widely accepted as the equivalent of ‘Lord,’ although the most accurate translation is ‘owner of Scottish land.’ The female equivalent is ‘Lady’. Thus you are entitled to call yourself Lord and Lady.

Press Review:
Stuff Magazine, July '04
Get Laird this weekend. All the plots of land on the moon have been sold, so real-estate sharks have moved on to the next most desolate place: Scotland. As a bonus for owning a wee patch of scraggy heather, you get to become a Lord, or Laird, as the Scots say. £30 well spent.