There can be few things in life more frustrating than arranging a romantic evening for two - great food, a bit of Barry White, a nice bottle of white chilling away - everything’s perfect – but you can’t find your corkscrew. No alcohol. You’ll have to rely on your charm, wit and personality to pull it off. Never mind eh! The moment has been ruined, and that little window of opportunity could be gone forever. Never fear – we have the perfect answer. The little keyring corkscrew is a real lifesaver, and could transform your life forever (well, it’s a nice thought). As the name suggests, it hangs on your keyring, so presumably you’ll always have it with you, which is a real bonus in all sorts of situations. You’ll soon be known as ‘that useful person with the keyring corkscrew’, so just think how popular you’ll be at parties, picnics, in the back of the car etc.

It’s a solid little fellow, easy to pop out from its sturdy little sheath, and ready for action at the drop of a hat. Then, once it’s done the business, pop it back in, and away you go. Very unobtrusive, safe, and so very, very useful. Everyone will be most impressed!

The keyring corkscrew would also make a great gift for anyone, so don’t be selfish and keep it to yourself. You never know when you might lose your keys, but if you’ve bought a keyring corkscrew for your mates, then at least you can all sit on the front doorstep and get drunk.

Cheers. Here’s to the keyring corkscrew. It really is one of life’s little treasures.

Please note:
The Keyring Corkscrew comes boxed and is made of hardened satin nickel steel. The ring is nickel steel.